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Burton, Suess, Recuperation, and Do-overs... sort of

How my mucous infested lungs feel after bronchitis

I had to take a trip to NY City this week for some animal rescue stuff that my wife and I do, so I dragged my diseased and barely recovered ass to the train station along with the wife, two friends, and a precocious French Bulldog named Rako.

We all went into the city for a couple of days to see the sights and eat the food. I thought that maybe walking around would help me hwark up all the snot and mucous that my body has collected from my bout of bronchitis, but really, it just made me make even more lung glop. I still toughed it out, and we got a chance to see the Tim Burton exhibit at the NY MOMA, which was insanely crowded but wicked cool. I know a lot of people have mixed feelings on Burton, but it was really damn awesome to see all of the corpse bride and Nightmare Before Christmas figures and all sorts of wacky sculptures and stuff. I didn't realize how large some of the models they used are; Jack Skellington is about a foot and a half tall, and Oogie Boogie has got to be two feet high.

If I was still contagious at that point, I'm sure I infected about five hundred people, but I'm pretty sure the antibiotics took care of that part. Ah well.

We also saw some really famous works like Van Gogh's Starry Night, Wyeth's Christina's World, and Monet's Water Lilies. I think I was the only one who was into that part.

We also saw some cool art at the Animazing gallery, with work by Dr. Seuss, Schultz, and others. Good stuff. And, of course, a stop at the Carnegie Deli for some awesome food. The bacon there is so good that it may in fact ruin bacon for me for the rest of my life.


The other bit of news I have is about Steamvolt. This is good news though, so don't panic, all five of you who follow my comics XD.

I had a bit of a discussion with Quaz72 on DeviantArt, which came out of the blue, about the content and direction of Steamvolt. I have to say, he made some damn fine points. The fact that someone picked up on things that had been eating away at the back of my brain without any prompting makes me think that my concerns were 100% well founded.

So what this means is that I'm going to make a few tweaks to the previous pages. This is something I generally try to avoid; I think it's always best to just work and keep moving forward, but there's room for exceptions in serialized work, I think, especially when it's new and you're just getting it established. So hopefully everyone can forgive my minor retconning and revisions ;)

Here's what I plan on doing: I need to go back and redo some of the font based text by hand, since all of the feedback I've gotten indicates that people like my messy hand written text, for some odd reason. While I'm doing this, I'm going to actually tweak some of the dialogue and imagery to make the story less tightly linked to the 'real world'. I always like alternate earth and alternate history type stories, but for my own work, I need to separate what I'm doing a bit more. I've got it too tied in with the alternate timeline stuff, and it's distracting from the characters and other things I'm trying to work on. Trust me, this will be good. It gives me a lot less restriction on where I can go with things, and the imagery and stories are going to be better for it.

Anyway, you can read our helpful little exchange here.

The little onion dude is my first real sketch since I've started to feel human again. Now back to work!

Plague has Visited This Home

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Fighting scurvy, the only way he knows how

Well, it was looking like I was going to dodge any sort of serious illness this winter, but as a last parting shot from the flu season, I've had a 100 degree F fever for four straight days, a sore throat, sinus congestion, and all the aches and miserable symptoms of either a really bad cold or a relatively mild flu.

This sucks.

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Picture unrelated; just a random sketch I did that went crazy with the coloring.

In other news, I'm actually contemplating dropping another $200 to upgrade to Photoshop CS5 when it comes out just for the improved color picker alone. How sad is that? Oh, and I covet the new Wacom Cintiq, but that's wayyyy out of my budget. Alas.

Blurred Wing Tutorial, and a Cute Little Faerie

One of the few critters I've drawn that's not just outright evil.

I did this sketch specifically for someone who was asking how I created the blurred wing effect on the slightly infamous Butcher Faerie.

I actually revised my technique a little bit, since I sort of hosed how I did it initially and wound up losing the original hand-drawn wasp wings in an over-zealous layer merge.

I do wish Photoshop had an active blur filter preview; perhaps I just don't know about it, or there's a plugin for it?

Anyway, the tutorial is a gigantic image for proper submission to Deviantart, so if you're curious, click on the picture or link above. :)

Gladiator Witch

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Yeah, I admit it, I like drawing scantily clad women. So sue me.

"Although little is known of the sect of witches and warlocks known as the Shedren, there was a somewhat famous member from the early to mid eighteen hundreds known only as Lilit or Lilith, although most references call her Lilit The Reaper.

After the Dust Fae Hordes drove the Imperialists, Arabs, and assorted disorganized negro tribesmen from North Africa in 1826, the entire region became a wild and barbaric place, even worse than the reputation given to the American south west. The Goblin and Orc warlords organized gladiatorial matches that briefly rivaled those of the ancient Romans in order to keep their savage clans from revolting or dispersing after their victory.

Only the strongest humans were allowed or could even survive in such an inhospitable culture, but some were able to thrive and a slow integration of the Moorish complected humans began. It was at the height of the integration and gladiatorial spectacles that Lilit appeared.

It is a testament to her prowess and powers that a woman of clearly European ancestry was so feared and respected by such a primitive, warlike culture.

She fought in the arenas for nearly five years, and was never once defeated. No one could predict where she would appear, or when, but it was soon common knowledge that when she did arrive, always unannounced, she would be given the privilege to fight the strongest available competitor or the organizers and guards would face her reputedly cold and murderous wrath.

She favored battling monstrous, beastly foes, very often imports from the deepest parts of Africa or sometimes Russia or Asia. Oni, Trolls, Ogres, and any other Fell beast that was shipped in was fair game.

By all written accounts, she was a true terror in battle, toying with her foes as a cat might play with a mouse, stalking and evading while attacking with the great runed scythe that was her trademark weapon. She could blend with the shadows and dust as most Shedren are said to be capable of. The scythe was chained to her armor clad right arm, which was by all accounts, literally pinned to her flesh. She could throw and spin the scythe on its chain as if it were as easy to use as a cattle driver's whip. It was said that wounds inflicted by the awful blade could never heal, and that a victim would bleed out as surely as the sun would rise the next day.

Although petite of frame and stature, with a pixie-like countenance, she possessed incredible strength, nearly matching the historically renowned brute force of the Order of the Titan Knights. These abilities have lead many to believe that she was, in fact, a true demon of some sort, but such exaggerated hyperbolic reputations are not uncommon in the history books.

The records indicate that she vanished after four years and ten months; her last battle was against a remnant of the Titan Knights themselves, a legendary Slavic brute named Sir Crzebolg. she was wounded during the battle, a first amongst all of her recorded matches, but nary a month later the tenuous alliance of warlords collapsed and the gladiatorial arenas were closed and fell to disuse as the entire region boiled over into an all out civil war.

What happened to her after that, or if she ever recuperated from her wounds, is a mystery lost to time, for better or for worse. The Shedren are reluctant to speak of her, and betray a mix of contempt and irritation towards the topic, but do not deny that she was one of their sect."

- From the research notes of Dr. Fordrick Wilkinson
- Professor of Occult Studies, Oxford University, 1933


This started as a livestream sketch that I spent a lot of time trying to polish up in the end. I think the end piece has around 80 layers. Lilit is a somewhat obscure historical figure from the Steamvolt alternate-earth universe I'm slowly developing. I can't say whether she'll ever make an appearance in the comic, or if she's even still alive, but you never know ;)

All work done in Photoshop CS4, on my Fujitsu 5010 tablet PC.

I Fixed My Laptop with Floss, Lemming Toads, and Huge Packages

Is it a Lemming Toad or a Toad Lemming??

I Fixed My Laptop with Floss:

That's right, I said floss. One of the weird things about a tablet PC is the unorthodox hinge system they use. Rather than a pair of hinges on the edge, they need one central hinge contraption that also rotates so that you can put the thing into slate mode. This hinge gets a lot of wear, and seems to collect dirt and debris. Dirt and debris makes hinges not only stick, but make noise. A horrid, primordial screeching crackling sound similar to a combination of nails on a chalkboard and bones being crushed by a rabid hyena. You think I'm kidding? The creaking on my tablet got so loud that I was able to wake a person who was in the depths of a dreamless ambien coma, and coworkers have been giving me odd looks. It was LOUD.

Sadly, there's just about jack shit online as far as suggestions go for fixing this issue. Most suggest just cleaning it out, but other people, like myself, noticed that the solid dry lubricating pad had degraded form use and crumbled away. Not good.

The one thing I did find suggested using, of all things, waxed floss. The floss is actually good for cleaning out the metal residue and dust to stop the creaking, and the wax seems to make a pretty good dry lubricant. So what the hell, I tried it out, and holy shit, it worked. It cleaned out the black metal dust and dirt, and mostly stopped the creaking. The joints were still pretty stiff, even after trying to work the wax into the bastards for a while, so just for good measure I zotted each joint with a blast of dry waxy teflon spray that I just happened to have hanging around from another never-finished project of mine. Yeah, that's right, I have dry wax teflon spray just sitting there waiting for a good use. I'm weird like that.

So anyway, after all was said and done, it works again. I had briefly tried some silicon grease that was used for paintball guns, but it doesn't come even close to the amount of viscosity needed, and the hinge seized up after a day. So don't do that: Floss and Teflon spray. It works, bitches!



Lemming Toad:

In other news, I drew a Lemming Toad, seen above, who is now up on Mojizu waiting to make the grade (or not). Fun little guy; I tried out some different line colors, but in the end I wound up darkening them anyway. I can't seem to quite hack the light line styles of some other artists yet. Guess I'll try again another time.



Huge Packages:

And in YET OTHER news, I'd like to give my personal superfluous and completely ridiculous packaging award to Razer for their Mamba gaming mouse. The mouse itself is superb, and I love that I've gone from a chunky 800 DPI to a nearly unnecessary 5600 DPI of sniping accuracy for gaming, so I'll give them a little link/plug here for a fantastic product (I got mine on Amazon; cheaper!), but holy shit guys, did you need to ship the mouse in a giant plastic display case with an honest to god pedestal for the mouse to be displayed on? I get that you want the packaging to be nice and all, but this is sort of a 'fuck the environment and the green movement and all that hippie shit, let's go the other way and just cram as much unnecessary bullshit into the package as we possibly can! SUCK IT ENVIRONMENTALISTS!!'

I mean, the case comes with a little three tire bureau underneath it with drawers for storing the various parts of the mouse. Why you need these, I dunno, because once the mouse is up and running there's no reason to store anything in them. Well, perhaps it could make a poor woman's jewelry case, as I think about it, it's that friggin huge. And the plastic case could probably make a decent planter for, oh, say, some sort of vegetable or herb that needs good root space.

I do get that I'm sort of hypocritical for bitching about excessive packaging when I'm dropping a chunk of cash on a gamers mouse, but still, I think they could have scaled back a little and been a little more environmentally conscious while also saving themselves and the end consumer a few bucks on the over the top packaging.

Steamvolt 1.8

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I shall temp you with hints of lesbianism

Holy crap, this took me forever, but it's done! Follow the link to go to the official Steamvolt site. I've decided to host them on their own dedicated site since I'm screwing around with code and CSS on this one so much. I don't want to break something here and kill off the comic.

GO READ NOW!

I like Livestream, and stuff...

A battleground is not the place for recreational nudity... except in all comics and anime, ever.

I've been spending a shit load of time at DeviatArt lately, to the point that I'm neglecting my blog even more than usual. One thing I've noticed a lot of people use is Livestream, to basically broadcast their desktop while they draw. This is, in my nerdy art-geek opinion, one of the coolest things ever. It's so cool that I even started doing it. The program is flash based, so naturally it's a bit unstable, but it does get the job done.

This causes some problems though. In order to get the word out past DeviantArt, I'm going to be forced to use twitter. It pains me to do so, but it must be done. I've gotten a lot of notice on DeviantArt as well, so it may be time to make one of those new-fangled facebook pages and whatnot.

No Myspace though; fuck Myspace.

Anyway, just so you can see what kind of stuff I work on, this is one better than average sample of what I work on in livestream. THis one is already about half colored, a large portion of which was done in a later broadcast.

I guess this means I need to get this site back up into better running shape, clean up some CSS, and se tup some proper links and widgets for the facebook/twitter/livestream bullshit.

This is my attempt to be 'too cool for all this social networking junk, but I'll join it anyway since all of you plebeians are on it' while trying to hide my starry eyed wonder at all this wicked cool technology. How am I doing?

Anyway, here are the new dorky links of note:

http://www.livestream.com/plognark

http://twitter.com/plognark

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Plognark/280296857134

Rushing Artwork = Messed up Titties

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My eyes are watering from purple and pink overload

Well, I got my entry completed for DJ Shwann's art contest on Deviantart. I found out about the contest late, and had to rush, so I got... well, let's just call it tunnel vision. That's what happens when your base image is five THOUSAND pixels wide an you can zoom in on a character's cuticle flaws. You lose sight of the big picture. For example, tits that looks like someone's rump.

Here's a before and after:

HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THE ASS-TITS!

OMG TEH BEWBIEZ!!

Really, wow, how did I miss that. I mean, the touch up isn't great, but the first 'set' really did look like the asscrack of a relatively hairless plumber all spilling out and causing nausea and mental anguish.

At least they're hairless, if they weren't I'd have much bigger problems.

Anyway, in my continuing attempts to not suck this has been a solid round of failure with a helping of introspection and humility to wash the bitterness and self loathing down.

Seriously though, they weren't even at the correct angle, they're all cockeyed and pointing the wrong way, as if she had a growth on her chest that was pressing them outwards and to her left. Like one of those cancer people with the hundred pound tumors. God damnit.

Anyhow, the character, DJ Goh Goh, is copyright of Shwann. I didn't design it, and I actually kept pretty close to the original outfit design too.

Not sure if I'll place or not, Shwann has a nice generous pack of awards for something like the top ten slots. He makes some pretty good techno type music, so check out his site if you're into that kind of thing. Maybe he can look past my failed ass-tits and take in the essence of the piece. :P

Well, this is what I get for not consulting boob experts (read: all of my nerdy friends) before I submit work.

First Drawing of 2010

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He knows where you are...

First drawing of 2010! Tried out a few new techniques with textures and brushes.

Some sort of cyborg critter...I figure it's a super alert tough alien slug critter that gets a complex forebrain, proper legs, and enhanced auditory sensors. It's got a keen sensory cluster to keep an eye out for aerial predators in its natural environment.

Yeah, this is the sort of stuff I make up when I'm bored at work.

Beheading The Medusa

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Enya Beheads Medusa

This is a commission piece I did for a comic writer, AuraComics, on DeviantArt of her Original Character Enya beheading a Medusa. I really went overboard for a regular commission, but it was fun and I got to test out a bunch of new things and stretch my artistic muscles a little bit trying to make everything work.

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