The Third Worst Urinal in the World

This was a fun and peculiar drawing that was a free kiriban/commission sketch for ~Ryoken-Ryagnaroth on DeviantArt.
We've all seen some scary urinals and toilets in our time. This probably isn't even the worst or second worst one out there, even considering the alien eye monster living inside of it. At least this one doesn't have feces or dirty needles and used condoms in it, so I think that knocks it out of the top one or two slots. I mean, I'm just speculating of course, but I think you all know I'm right on this one.
Not much else to say; just grinding away at Steamvolt 10 and drinking obscene amounts of coffee to get through the week.
Oh, I got something: You know the tag sale thing I was bitching about yesterday? Well, someone donated a used unicycle to us... and I am seriously tempted to try to learn how to ride on. My wife is close to vetoing the idea, as she's convinced that I'll kill myself in the attempt, but I've done way dumber things and come out with only minor injuries so I think I may give it a shot.
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Well, ok, if I don't post anything for a long time, I may have broken my neck trying it. Just, uh, keep that in mind, ok?



Comments
Unicycle ftw :)
I agree that there are some TERRIBLE places to conceivably use the bathroom, but honestly, I suspect that before I'd pee in any of those, I'd go behind the building and look for a drain ^^ Either that or I'd stand as far from the urinal as possible and then carefully flush it with my foot. Regardless, thanks for the cheery thoughts :P
Coffee... I don't know how people can drink it. I just can't understand it. There are so many other ways to get caffeine, and some are even not bad for you... I could get you a case of different flavor, HEALTHY energy drinks that would help, if you're ever interested :) Anything but coffee... On the other hand, Steamvolt 10 sounds very nice indeed! I'm looking forward to it. Do me a favor, and when you DO try out the unicycle, dress more safely than Retardo.
Armored Clothing
I have some gear from paintballing that should protect the important parts... in theory...
Also, I get free coffee at work, which is a pretty compelling reason to partake. :)
Hmph
Well fine then! :) Do me a favor, and if/ when you DO try the unicycle in your paintball gear, ask your wife or pay some kid to film it ^^ I would be very upset to not get to see this.
I second...
... the motion to film Ahren on a unicycle and post it here.
Urinal Flytrap is watching you pee!
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