More Stupid Injuries

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A cat cannot live on rodent flesh alone

As a good follow up to almost cutting my big toe off, I've now managed to destroy my spine. Ok, myabe not destroy, exactly, but I pulled or tore some muscle in my lower back so badly that I can't actually walk very well. I'm high as a kite on vicodin and muscle relaxers now. Yeeha.

I would very much like to say that this was an injury I got doing something cool, like rock climbing or fighting off a squad of evil ninjas. But nope. You know how I got this? Leaning over to put the lint trap back in the dryer yesterday morning. I leaned over, put the thing in, and never stood up again.

I have a hard time processing how retarded this type of injury is. The human back certainly seems like a poorly designed contraption...I guess that's what we get for being in the middle of a transition from quadraped to biped. *sigh* :bs:

The pic is unrelated, it was a fun little ten minute sketch. Very random. I had been looking over Kness's blog when I got a little bit inspired.

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You need more pigeon guards.. yes.. and evil army of pigeon guards.. They will fly through the air bombing the unsuspecting Buick with white little droplets of DEATH!! I have no idea how this helps your back. Anywho... i have this new thing i do at night... Scream in my sleep.. yep.. freaked Erin right out.. yep. Apparently i was having a heated discussion with Shane, and was screaming for hours. She couldn't wake me up either.. thats the scary part!!! any WHO.. now i can look forward to another night scarring my girlfriend! :D

Whoa...

Holy crap, really? How's she handling that new quirk?

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