Redbull and Cheerios: Breakfast of Champions
So this morning, as I stagger around like the living dead, I've found that I am out of coffee creamer.
This is unfortunate, because I like my coffee to have a pleasant creamy texture and flavor. So since I'm not man enough to drink the shit black, I figured I'd give a redbull a shot, since I really only drink coffee for the caffeine. I have a few cans left over from when my friend, the molecular biologist/bartender, was doing multiple Jager bombs at a little impromptu saturday shindig we had. He wound up vomitting all over himself and falling asleep, naked, in our bathtub, but that's a whole different story...
Anyhow, so like I said, there was some redbull left over, which I decided to drink in lieu of my normal AM coffee. I didn't actually pour it on my honey-nut cheerios as a milk substitute, but I think Redbull and milk in any combination whatsoever is quite a bit worse than you'd think. *sip* *munch*
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Yep, this is pretty gross. :throwup:
Well, At least it's feeding my addiciton quite nicely.
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were you really up at 4:53
were you really up at 4:53 am??
or is your clock bugged.......... if you were.. you scare me...:smack:
Actually that would have
Actually that would have been 5:53...the server clock for my blog must be off.
Still, that is rather early. I get up at 5:00 AM every day now :kookoo:
At least it's nice to see
At least it's nice to see that the Red Bull got put to some sort of constructive use. An experiment in caffeine is always a bonus. I wouldn't be surprised if the stuff is acidic enough to curdle milk. :blah:
Yeah, in my stomach no less.
Yeah, in my stomach no less. :ill:
I literally had to tell
I literally had to tell people not to mix any milk or cream with anything citrus last night. No cement mixers, thank you very much. It seemed like the second I stepped away from the liquor at the party to go be social everyone swooped in to try making things and choosing victims to try their concoctions. It was suddenly like an edible chemistry set.
Yeah, I made damn sure I got
Yeah, I made damn sure I got some coffee creamer last night. I'm back to my normal caffeine intake method this morning, so I don't feel like I'm going to toss up cough syrup anymore.
The redbull aftertaste lasted for about eighteen hours. *gag* :confused:
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Well, I hate to tell you
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