Coffee is f***ing great!...

Once you get used to the burning it's really quite a time saver, let me tell ya! 

...especially when it's FREE!!!

That's right folks, FREE COFFEE! Ok, maybe that doesn't seem like too much of a big deal, and probably some of you either work at or have worked for companies that provide coffee for free to their employees, but this is an astonishing first for me.

It's like a privately funded supply of an addictive stimulant! Actually...yeah, that's exactly what it is. I did a little quick math in my head, and at the former rate of about a buck fifty a cup, and two+ cups per day, my habit was costing me around a grand a year, and probably more than that if I'm honest with myself about my caffeine addiction levels.

So I choose to see the glass, or coffee mug in this case, as half full, and consider this perk as if it were an extra $1,000 annual bonus on top of my salary.

Of course, I'm up to about two quarts of coffee per day now, so my heart will probably explode next week, but holy fuck am I productive! :rock:

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