King of the Internet

I ARE TEH KING!!!!

Did this little number as an homage to some of the blithering idiots I run across on the internet. Actually, to one specific blithering idiot by the name of Donald Baker, who's a classic example of the following quote:

Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions. ~ Blaise Pascal

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I've always been puzzled by religious types who think death, suffering, and killing in the name of Jesus is a good thing. I may not be religious, but I know enough to realize they've missed the point of the message a wee bit.

I was also directed to this video here, which is a good illustration of how batshit insane evangelical rapture types are. I mean, seriously, these are people who can't wait to start with the killing and warfare so Jesus will come back. What. The. Fuck. :wtf:

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I don't think they've

I don't think they've "missed the message" at all. I think the kill for Jesus crowd is just honest, more honest than the peace-and-love "Christians".

Well, ok, you do have a

Well, ok, you do have a good point there.

I think I'd still prefer the liberal feel-good types over the "burn the fags and liberals at the stake" types, even if their cultural religion doesn't really jibe with what the 'good book' says.

Ugh

I can't say I'm a fan of either group. It doesn't matter which they are, they're still trying to shove jesus down the throat of people like me. I'd much rather believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster than anything they have to show me. I'm a (sorta) history buff, and for a long time, I got a big kick out of studying the crusades. Now, theoretically, we're all a bunch more civilized now, but all I have to say to that is "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight." Yea, they get on my nerves... Ever see the South Park movie? Cartman uses Barbara Streisand as a swear word... Ann Coulter is my swear word.

Ann Coulter

Man I really can't stand her. Beck, Limbaugh, all of those knuckleheads. Beck has Nazi tourettes, so I guess he's vaguely entertaining in that way.

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