EWWWWWWWW!!! (Coca-Cola Blak...WTF?)

 

Ok, I admit, I have yet to try this stuff, but I really can't imagine a coffee flavored coke product tasting even remotely good. I like coffee and all, but shit, I don't want it carbonated and mixed with sugary tar-syrup. In the words of Berkely Breathed: "Malted Battery Acid" .

Which reminds me of an old trick I heard about, where you can drop a piece of dry ice in someone's coffee and clamp your hand down on the top of the cup while they're not around. It rapidly carbonates their coffee and, as I understand it, makes it taste like fizzy, lukewarm, liquified, dingleberries.

I've never had a chance to try it, but boy would I like to... No sketch yet, I'm at work...I'll get one once I get home. If the half foot of snow that's being dumped on us doesn't result in my death, of course. Edited to Add: Ok, so I made it home ok...yay me. Anyhow, there's my take on what Coca-Cola Blak must induce in a person, up top. I actually did it in pencil; don't let the smoother lines fool you. I've been playing around with some photoshop filters. Good stuff.