Rants

So Wizards of the Coast, the current owners of the Dungeons and Dragons game line, has just put out a new book. This book is called Wizards Presents: Races and Classes. This book costs about twenty bucks. It has no rules. It has no actual game info.

Well, the illustration and title here ought to be pretty self explanatory. At the time, as I flailed about like a baby giraffe and muttered "FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT!!!" and did graceful little pirouettes at the cusp of my doom, it didn't seem so funny.

As it turns out, my wallet is full of an absurd amount of miscellaneous useless crap:

See that? That's my old wallet. Seriously, it's just about two inches thick. No, I do (did) not keep it in my back pocket. It simply would not fit. The thing was so clunky that I could barely get it out of my pocket at the drive through of a fast food joint: I had to prepare ahead of time to retrieve the damn thing.

Yes, the image here is a bit incongruous with the topic, but that's fine.

There are things that annoy me today, and on this day I will whine about them, because I can.

This one's for you. Now sod off.

Ok, so this entry was made yesterday, but I'm editing the hell out of it today, because, well, I dunno, because I can.

Yesterday was a massive keg of liquified shit. The morning started off with me getting rear ended because some fuck cut me off on a turn and the lady behind me clipped my bumper. Things got better when everything at work stopped working, and new and uselss security measures prevented me from getting fuck-all done.

So a while back I was discussing a former over the counter* prescription diet pill that went over the counter: Alli. At about the same time that this diet pill was released, Wendy's put out the mother of all grease bombs, the Baconator. Coincidence?

For a while I've been contemplating the word Shithead. I think the term deserves a full technical definition, as it applies to a hell of a lot of people. I've heard it used quite a bit on the Howard Stern show, what with the new and improved satellite uncensored version.

Well, finally got around to rebuilding most of my links. A few of them are dead, a few are no longer applicable, and a few I left out on purpose. Not that anyone reads this stuff, so, you know, whatever.

At some point here I need to get around to making myself a theme. Making themes is fun and annoying at the same time, of course. Although I've yet to muck around with Drupal themes. They seem a little cleaner than other web applications I've worked with, but we shall see, naturally.

 

In my ongoing attempts to beef up my web development skills, I have come to the inescapable conclusion that internet explorer is an active force of evil. :damnpc: